Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Actual Funny Questions and Answers By Lawyers and Witnesses

These are some actual questions asked and answered by different lawyers and witnesses.
 
o Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"


o Witness: "I only have one, you know."


o Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"

o Witness: "July 15th."

o Lawyer: "What year?"

o Witness: "Every year."


o Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"

o Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."

o Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"

o Witness: "Er...his face."


o Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"

o Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."

o Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"

o Witness: "Forty-five years."

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